i want to twitter your myspace on my facebook,,
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - StatusLOL.com.
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you and me we are tighter then a nuns vagina
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
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.......sex is like pizza….when it’s good, it’s really good….and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good...
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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Today I was reading that drinking was bad for your health.............................now i'm gonna have to stop reading.
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realized that its not what's happening in a movie/show that makes me sad, its the super sad music that goes with that. Mute that shit and its like "cool, dead babies."
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